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Copyright 2005 Jarad Henry

 

The danger is all around.  I feel it everywhere. In the beer-soaked carpet and sticky tiles. In the bathroom and by the jukebox. Even in the haze of blue smoke above the pool tables. But it’s at the bar that I feel it most. Fear, stark and vivid.  It keeps me sharp, alert, ready. A cacophony of laughter and human conversation surrounds me as I stand in line, painfully aware that my back is exposed to at least a dozen people, anyone of whom could be waiting for a sign of weakness, an opportunity to strike. Fists clenched, I draw hard on a cigarette and eye the crowd warily.

This bar had been my local – my stomping ground – before I went away.  It’s been five years since I last ordered a drink here. Now I’m back, hoping no one recognises me. I’m also befuddled by the changes. The crowd is younger and more chic than I remember, not one familiar face in the whole joint. Even the bar staff are new. Good. Then there are the crowd controllers.  They didn’t even have security when I last drank here. Out of the corner of my eye I watch the beefy Pacific Islander stand atop a raised platform, surveying the crowd, tight black t-shirt stretched over a rotund torso.  For a moment our eyes lock.  A bolt of electricity pulses through my chest, stiffening the muscles under my shirt, blood pounding in my ears.  One second, two, three … the man is still watching.  What if he recognises me?  Maybe he knows who I am?  I’ve learnt never to look away from a man who stares you down. Those are the rules; you don’t back down.

Finally – thankfully – the Islander averts his gaze and continues to survey the crowd. Squashing my cigarette, I step to the bar and place my order.  While the barmaid fixes my drink – a scotch and coke – I dig out a handful coins and spread them on the slick-wet bar.  Guarding them with my hands, I count out the correct change, mindful of the man standing next to me, watching my money. Will he make a grab for it?  Maybe he’s scoping me out for a move later in the night?  I turn to face him, a twenty-something yuppie, and I’m about to ask what his problem is when he looks away. Smart move, Son.  Drink in hand, I step away from the bar, snaking my way back to the corner.  Now I’ve got my back against the wall, I scan the crowd again, suddenly aware that I’m being watched.  A group of heads I recognise from my football days are on the other side of the bar, staring at me. So there were some of them here. I curse myself, for I should’ve known it would come to this. It was foolish to think no one would recognise me. Sipping the sweet liquid, adrenaline pumps through my veins as I focus on the vitals. There are three of them, fit and athletic, all packed with muscle. That doesn’t matter. Size doesn’t concern me; numbers do. Scanning back and forth, I locate the security guards; one on each side of the bar, one by the front door.  But they are not the main threat.  It is those who recognise me. How many others are there? A brave man never backs down, I tell myself, but a smart man knows when it’s time to retreat.  Now is that time.

Finishing my scotch, I set the glass on a table, sidestepping behind a group of women smoking and typing text messages into mobile phones.  Ignoring cleavage and seductive curves, I stare through the group as the three men make their way through the crowd.  Edging toward the door, I’m suddenly blocked by a pool table. I curse again, angry now.  What the hell do they want?  I skirt the edge of the pool table, nudging yuppies and two-bob snobs out of my way as the three men move toward me.  All three carry pots of beer. Glass pots. Instinctively I reach to my back pocket in search of a weapon. Nothing. All I’ve got is a set of car keys, about as useless in here as pockets on a singlet. I realise then just how unprepared I am. I should never have shown my face in here without protection. There were too many unknown factors, too much history. Looking around, I find a near empty champagne glass and snatch it up. Shifting to south paw – my preferred stance – I hold the glass tight in my left hand as they approach.

The man in front smiles. Scott is his name, I think.  The other two are brothers, Jamie and Guy, if memory serves me correctly.  What’s wrong with these people? It’s been five years, for God’s sake. Lowering the glass, I brace myself for the inevitable, ready to strike when the man named Scott holds out his right hand.

‘Karl?’ he says, ‘Karl Bremmer?’

I step back, hiding the glass, annoyed he remembers my name.

‘Scott Marx,’ he continues, ‘we played footy together, remember?’

I do remember, and shake his hand warily.

Scott introduces the others, ‘You remember these two goofs don’t ya, the Donald brothers?’

They step forward and shake my hand. I am suddenly aware of the wall behind me, the three brothers in front, crowding my space as though I’m some kind of celebrity.  Then they notice the champagne glass.  ‘On the bubbly, Son? Thought beer was more your style. Can I can get you another?’

I hold up the glass, nervousness beginning to settle and embarrassment taking over. ‘No, I’m okay. Thanks.’

Scott does a good job hiding his confusion, but it’s there just the same.  ‘Suit yourself. So what gives, I haven’t seen you in what, five years?’

‘About that.’

‘I heard you went away. When did you get back?’

‘Just last week, actually.’

‘Fair dinkum?’ Scott looks back at his two mates. They all smile and hold up their glasses. ‘Cheers. Welcome back!’

I nod my thanks, not wanting to talk any more. Not about this. Not about anything.  Now I just want to leave, be alone. Eventually they shuffle away. Now I’m free to go, but I don’t want to leave, either. I don’t know what I want.  I realise then how hard it is to make even the simplest of decisions. Probably because I’m not used to it. In the end I decide to go. There is no place for me here. As I walk through the car park, a deep sadness engulfs me. Life here has no sense of order, no certainties. Everything’s a guess, a punt. A choice. Crowds unnerve me, make me paranoid.  If I can’t handle a drink in my local, how will I ever get on with finding a job or building meaningful relationships?

As hopeless as it seems, in so many ways I can’t wait to go back to jail.

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