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RUN BOY, RUN!

Copyright 2005 Jarad Henry

 

Everyone knew he was a champion. You could tell by the gold medallions that glistened around his leather collar.  If that wasn’t enough, there was the cheering from the crowd as he circled the judging ring.  The humans all clapped, whistled and called his name.  It was music to his ears.  Zeus knew he’d won even before they had announced his name, just as he had last year, and the year before that.  It was to be a record, Bossdog said. The first time a Staffordshire Bull Terrier had taken out the coveted ‘Most Popular Dog’ contest three years running.

Not everyone was thrilled with Zeus’s success, though, especially the runner-ups in the Poodle Team. But Zeus didn’t care. He even gave them a little smile as he waltzed by on his lap of honour.  At the winner’s post, he glanced up at Bossdog and felt an internal warmth. He and Bossdog were best of mates. Pleasing him was everything.

While the cameras snapped, Zeus poised atop a wooden box covered in blue ribbon, this year’s first prize medallion draped around his neck.  Keeping his chiselled jaw firm and square, he held his head up and pouted for the photographers.  His coat was midnight black, glossed and sleek, a perfectly symmetrical white cross on his muscular chest. Bossdog said the cross resembled a divine holiness greater than God himself, whatever that meant. Apparently he was even named after a God.

Yet Zeus knew being good looking wasn’t all that mattered when it came to the high stakes. Sure, some dogs had been rubbed out for having crooked teeth, and even though Staffies were, by nature, a ridiculously good looking breed, there were other factors. Above all was confidence, and confidence was most obvious in the way you walked. Well, it wasn’t really a walk. The judges called it a prance, but Zeus didn’t like that word. Staffies didn’t prance. Poodles pranced. And Staffies didn’t really trot either. That was for really big dogs like Horses. No, there was only one way to describe the way a Staffy should carry oneself. The Strut. This required a certain focus, coupled with a strong and assertive attitude.  To achieve the perfect strut, you had to remain rigid, keeping all your muscles tensed, so that you literally bounced from step to step, your paw nails gently skimming the ground. Many of the others in the Staffy crew had tried to mimic him – he had even tried to teach some of the young pups – but none carried it with as much ease and grace as Zeus.  It was this, Bossdog said, that kept him above the rest.

Soon it was time for the audit check, an opportunity for the runner up team to ensure the winner’s measurements matched what was on the competition entry. Apparently a Rottweiler was once disqualified because her tail was shorter than what they had on the entry forms.  That was five years ago, a year before Zeus was even born.  Zeus said goodbye to Bossdog and followed the official through the arena to the rear grooming rooms.  Humans he recognised as friends of Bossdog’s shouted comments like “At a boy Zeusy!” and “On ya Zeus-a!” as he passed.  Zeus wagged his tail back at them then cantered through a sliding door into a room with bright lights and a raised bench in the middle.  The official closed the door, led Zeus up onto the bench and clipped his collar to a lead connected to the wall so that he couldn’t move.  Not that he would. Like he was going to let a simple check-up spoil his hat-trick. As if!

 

When the handler left, an overweight woman in a tight floral dress appeared. Zeus recognised her as Trudy Titan, head of the Poodle Team. The losers, two years running.  Word amongst his own team was that she didn’t like Staffies even being in the competition, let alone winning. Twice!  She stepped through the door holding a tape measure and clipboard. Mrs Titan grunted hello and began writing. Zeus sniffed, smelled body odour.  Being a Staffy, smell wasn’t his strong point. Imagine being a hound dog, he thought, someone with a long snout!

After a few minutes, she put the clipboard down and stared at him, a pair of spectacles resting on the end of her nose.  Zeus stared back for a moment then looked away. The room fell silent and Zeus began to tremble.  For some reason he felt as though he was at the vet, only Bossdog was nowhere to be seen.  He told himself to stay calm and that it would all be over with soon, but something unnerved him.  He felt his stomach begin to convulse and soft weeps seeped out.  He caught himself half way through a wail, reminded himself that he couldn’t cry. He had an image to protect.

 Finally she drew the tape and wrapped it around him, measuring his chest. ‘You think you’re special, don’t you?’ she whispered in his ear.  Her breath was worse than her underarms. Zeus tried to think of something fun like football or Frisbees.

‘You’re just a brut,’ she said.  ‘A dumb, thick-headed Bull Terrier.  You shouldn’t even be in this competition. This competition is for cute, petite dogs like Poodles and Dachshunds.’

Petite, what does that mean? Zeus took a quick breath, waited while she measured his tail, apparently annoyed that it matched the figures on the entrance form.

‘Even Blue Heelers have more grace and poise than you,’ Mrs Titan continued. ‘You’re not even a smart breed. I bet you can’t even fetch a ball.’

‘I can so!’ Zeus protested.

‘Oh, shut up!  I bet you can’t you shake hands either.’

Reluctantly, Zeus lifted his paw to prove his point. Immediately she grabbed it and slammed it down. ‘Sit still!’

Zeus grunted in frustration and decided she wasn’t worth arguing with. Soon she was measuring his legs.  He knew to keep extra still while she checked his paws and nails. Lifting his left arm, she rubbed his paws, gently tickling him. He hated this, even when Bossdog did it, and went to pull away.

‘I said, keep still, you little brut. If you want me to stop, you can give your medal back. How about that?’

Closing his eyes, he waited while she completed her tasks, certain she was deliberately taunting him. Then something bad happened; she pinched his dew claw, really hard. Sharp pain splintered up his arm and into his chest.  A yelp escaped his mouth.  ‘Oh, shut your mouth,’ she hissed. ‘You Staffies are nothing but sooks. You act tough in front of other dogs but I know the truth. It’s ninety percent bluff, ten percent tough.’

Zeus gritted his teeth, growled under his breath. ‘Just get on with it.’

‘What’s that? Are you growling at me?’

Reaching her hand under his belly, Zeus stiffened, knowing his stomach was ultra sensitive. Zeus prided himself on a high pain threshold. He could tolerate kids pinching him, tugging his ears, even yanking his tail, but his stomach was another story. And now her finger nails were tracing a line across his skin.  ‘What are you doing,’ he growled. ‘I’ve done this before and you’re not supposed to touch me there.’

‘Don’t you growl at me, you wretched little brut. How dare you!’

And just then she squeezed his skin hard and tight. Zeus felt a bolt of pain he hadn’t felt since he was a pup and two Golden Retrievers beat him up. He leapt to the side but the lead kept him on the bench, Mrs Titan still squeezing. Instinctively he thrashed, snapping at her arm, yanking it free. Mrs Titan let out a high-pitched wail and staggered back as droplets of blood appeared on her arm. She opened the door and yelled for help.

‘This savage little beast just attacked me! Somebody help!’

Next thing, there was pandemonium.  Dog handlers in red suits rushed to carry her away, while competition officials surrounded him. Zeus began to cry, yelping for Bossdog. They all yelled at him to sit, lay down. Zeus tried to run but the lead kept him pinned.

‘Where’s Bossdog?’ he yelped, trembling as he searched the crowd frantically for a familiar face.

Finally Bossdog barged through the officials and rushed to him. His warm hands and familiar smell and voice had an instant effect.

‘What happened?’ Bossdog asked the officials.

‘He bit her,’ one said. ‘He attacked Trudy Titan.’

‘No!’

Bossdog leant in lose, holding Zeus in his arms. ‘Look at me, Zeus. Look at me!’

Zeus turned his head, ashamed.

‘Look at me, mate!’

Unable to tell Bossdog what he needed to say, Zeus looked up.  ‘She hurt me,’ he tried. ‘My stomach! She pinched me hard and she wouldn’t stop. I had to!’

When Bossdog looked back at the officials, Zeus knew he didn’t understand.

‘I don’t believe it. Zeus has never bitten anyone,’ Bossdog snapped. ‘He doesn’t bite humans.’

‘Oh yeah,’ shrieked a loud voice. It was Mrs Titan. She held her arm to her chest. ‘How do you explain this, then?’

She glared at Zeus, thrust a finger at him.  ‘I want this mongrel put down!  Call the council and have him taken away.’  She then turned to the Judging Director.  ‘And I want him disqualified from the competition.’

There was a moment of silence in the crowded room before she shouted at the officials, ‘Well, what are you waiting for? Take this mongrel to the pound!’

Zeus didn’t need to ask Bossdog for assistance, who promptly unclipped the restraining lead and ordered Zeus to run!  Leaping from the bench, he darted between legs and arms, all seeming to jump out of his way, as if he was a savage animal.  Soon he was back in the arena, running, looking for a way out.

‘This way, Zeus,’ he heard other Staffies bark. ‘Over here!’

His Team mates directed him to a doorway then ran to block the pursuing officials, some now equipped with sticks and nets.  Bolting through the door, Zeus sprinted to the outside oval but stopped when a four wheel drive skidded to a halt in front of him.  Four humans in green uniforms leapt from the cabin and surrounded him, all holding sticks with nooses on the ends. Dogs in the background began yelling out for him to attack.  ‘Bite! Bite! Bite!’ they hollered, but Bossdog had always taught him never to attack a human.

He searched for a gap to escape but there was none. Unsure what to do, Zeus cowered, knowing his reputation as a tough Staffy was now completely ruined. So was his career as a show dog. Bossdog would be deeply ashamed.  Finally he sank to the ground as the humans rushed to him, capturing his head in their nooses. At first he struggled, digging his claws into the ground, but the nooses only tightened, choking him, making it hard to breathe.  Eventually he gave up and let them drag him to the back of the wagon.  As they opened the doors, Zeus heard Bossdog calling. He turned to see officials holding Bossdog on the ground.

‘Don’t worry, Zeus. I’ll come get you,’ he called out. ‘Everything will be all right. Just do as they say.’

Zeus went to reply but was hoisted off the ground and thrown into the cage.  The doors slammed shut, the engine revved and before he knew it, Zeus was watching the showgrounds disappear through the meshed window.  After a while he slumped on the cold floor, resting his head on his paws, thinking things through.  Why had Mrs Titan pinched him? Was it to make him bite her, so that she could strip him off his title, thereby crowning her Poodle the winner?  And what did she mean by taking him to the pound and having him put down? Zeus wasn’t sure. He wasn’t good at these things, wasn’t smart enough. If only he was a Boarder Collie or Labrador he would be smarter and might be able to figure out what it all meant. Bossdog said everything would be all right, but Zeus wasn’t sure about that either. He wasn’t sure about anything.

 

Soon the wheels hit a dirt road and for a moment the sound reminded him of the dirt tracks that lead to the beach. He sat up, looking out the window but didn’t see any beach.  Nonetheless, he had the feeling they were getting close to wherever it was they were taking him.  Tall trees rose into the sky on either side, a cloud of dust left in their wake as they sped along the track.  When the wagon slowed and turned into a driveway, Zeus was even more confused. The smell of dogs drifted into the cage as they opened the sliding window. Where am I, he wondered?

‘Now sit still!’ one of the humans commanded. ‘You don’t want to cause any trouble here, get it?’

That much he understood.  When the door opened he cowered in the corner, trying to stop his body trembling. ‘Leave me alone,’ he cried. ‘I want my Bossdog?’

‘Oh, he’s a sook,’ the other said. ‘I thought all Pit Bulls were savage.’

‘I’m not a Pit Bull,’ Zeus protested. ‘I’m a Staffy.’

‘Nah, he’s only a Staffy,’ replied another, who came up behind the first two and peered in. ‘Not the sharpest knife in the draw but apparently he’s a champion.’

‘Not anymore. This little brut grabbed a hold of Trudy Titan’s arm during the final checks. Reckon they’ll strip his title and send this guy to the sin bin. He’ll be here a few weeks, maybe a month, then its needle time. Damn shame if you ask me. That’s one good looking dog.’

Zeus didn’t understand what they were saying but didn’t like being talked about like this.  Again he began to cry, only stopping when they used the sticks with nooses to drag him out of the cage, across a car park to a large building.  As they approached, he heard the unmistakable sounds of dogs calling out for their Bossdogs.  The ground smelt thick of dogs, as though hundreds had been dragged across this car park and into this building. No longer able to resist, Zeus went limp as they dragged him through sliding doors, across a smooth but smelly floor to a room that very much resembled the vet, minus the friendly humans behind the counter.

The humans talked to each other for a while then opened a back door that lead to a concrete corridor with cages up the side. As soon as they stepped through the door, Zeus knew he was in the pound.  He had heard of this place before.  It was where you ended up if you ran away or got in trouble.  Every cage housed a different dog, all howling ‘New pup! New pup! New pup!’ as they dragged him past.

Zeus chanced a look as they passed by the row of cages. One held a Jack Russell that ran in circles, chasing his tail. ‘Come here,’ the tiny dog grunted. ‘Come back! Come back here!’

Must be crazy, Zeus thought.  The next housed an old Kelpie who charged at the door and growled, ‘Hey, new Pup. You’re in the pound now. No place for show dogs.’

Zeus wasn’t frightened by an old cattle dog and went to snarl something back but the humans kept dragging him toward the end of the corridor. Further down they passed a cage with a giant female Rhodesian Ridgeback in it. She leapt to the door and stood upright, even taller than the humans. Zeus looked away, terrified, ignoring the Ridgeback as she snarled at him.  Soon they came to an empty room with the door open. They dragged him in, pointed to a smelly old bed and a bowl of dirty water. When the nooses came off, Zeus drank reluctantly, soothing his dry throat.  As they walked out, they removed a sign with the name Butch on it.

‘Who’s Butch?’ Zeus asked, but the humans ignored him, slamming the door and walking away. For the next half hour he paced, occasionally crying out for help, ignoring the jibes from the others.  But it was all to no avail. Zeus was all alone and eventually he decided there was no point pacing back and forth on the concrete. Circling the dirty bed, he sniffed at the edges. A powerful scent he believed belonged to a dog of great strength over rode the smell of a dozen other dogs. A Rottweiler, Zeus wondered, the hair on his back instinctively rising as he slumped on the filthy heap.  After a while Zeus closed his eyes and drifted to a much happier place.  He was walking on the beach with Bossdog, chasing a tennis ball into the surf, feeling the water soak his fur.  The sun was shining, Bossdog swimming in the water around him, holding onto his tail, using him as tug boat.  Then Bossdog was calling him, ‘Hey boy!’

But it didn’t sound like Bossdog.

‘Hey Boy, you awake?’

It wasn’t Bossdog. The voice was soft, quiet.  Zeus awoke with a start, realising he was still in the cage. The voice continued. ‘New boy, can you hear me?’

Zeus sat up, his ears pricked. No one was at the door. ‘Down here, by the back corner.’

Turning, Zeus saw a hole about the size of a tennis ball in the wall near the back corner.  He walked to it, looked through the hole and saw the face of a tiny white dog. He couldn’t see much, but going by the curly white fur, he guessed it was a Maltese.

‘You’re new,’ the face said. ‘What’s your name?’

‘What’s it to you?’

‘We all need friends, especially you.’

‘What that’s supposed to mean?’

‘Word is you’re a show dog, right?’

‘Right.’

‘Well, you’ll be prime picking for some of the others in here.  Not to worry, I think I might be able to help you.’

Zeus decided it was safe to relax. Easing onto his belly, facing the hole, he spoke quietly. ‘Why would I need your help?’

The little dog chuckled. ‘You’re not the smartest dog in the pack, are you?’

‘I’m smart enough to know I could beat you up.’

‘Maybe, but that’s why you’re in here, isn’t it?’

Zeus huffed. ‘Shut up. I don’t want to talk about it.’

‘Neither do I.’ A tiny white paw appeared through the hole.  ‘My name’s Simone.  I’m a Maltese.’

Zeus sniffed the paw suspiciously before finally touching it with his own.  ‘I’m Zeus,’ he said.  ‘I’m a Staffy. I thought you were a male.’

Simone left her paw there. ‘I thought you were a Pit Bull.’

Zeus cringed. He hated being confused with other Bull Terrier breeds. ‘No way. Pure Staff to the bone.’

‘Not all Pit Bulls are savage, you know. Butch was a Pit Bull.’

Zeus turned to the slot on the door where the sign had been.  ‘Who’s Butch?’

Simone sighed, her voice quivered. ‘He was in your room until yesterday.  He got put down.’

There was that word again. Put down. ‘What does that mean?’ Zeus asked. ‘I always get told to put the ball down. I don’t understand.’

‘Are you serious?  You don’t know what getting put down means?’

Zeus frowned, embarrassed.  ‘No.’

‘Boy, you have a lot of learning to do.’ Simone paused, as if thinking of a way to explain it. ‘It’s when nobody wants you or when you do something really bad, and the humans take you away and you never come back.’

‘You mean never, as in never ever?’

‘Never ever.’

Zeus was stunned.  This is what Trudy Titan was talking about I want this mongrel put down!  Was that why he was here? No, it couldn’t be.  He would never see Bossdog again. Never swim in the ocean, never play in the park. Never ever.

‘That’s why I’m here,’ he finally said. ‘They’re going to put me down.  It wasn’t my fault. She made me bite her. I have to stop them!’

‘That’s where I can help,’ Simone said. ‘My days are numbered too.  See, with a body like mine, nobody wants me.  So if I want to get out of here, I’m going to have to do it myself.’

Zeus strained to get closer to the hole but couldn’t see any more than her face.  ‘What’s wrong with your body?’

Simone sighed.  ‘It’s a long story, but basically it all started because I ran away from home and got hit by a car.  Broke my back leg and it never heeled properly, so I’ve walked with a limp ever since.  That makes me a target for the Bitsas.’

‘The Bitsas?’

‘Yeah, the mixed breed dogs. Bits-a-this, bits-a-that. The humans keep them in a different section. They’ve got nothing to lose, and they’re jealous of us pure breeds, so they fight with us whenever they get the chance.  I’m the first one they go for.’

Zeus felt a pang of guilt and anger when he heard Simone holding back tears.  ‘I can’t survive in here, Zeus. I have to get out, but I need someone brave, strong and courageous. Someone like you.’

Zeus felt touched by her praise but wasn’t sure about her choice of words. He’d been called handsome, strong, muscular and ridiculously good looking many times, but never courageous or brave. Just then he realised that the hole he was looking through had scratch marks around it.

‘You and Butch were going to escape, weren’t you?’

Then Simone did start crying.  ‘Yes. We were going to do it soon but the humans came in yesterday and took him away. I’ve been here a long time, Zeus. I can’t wait any longer. I’ve got a plan, but I can’t do it on my own.’

Zeus wasn’t sure.  Decisions like this were too difficult.  The most difficult decision he had to make in his life was which trees to pee on.  ‘I don’t know, Simone.  Bossdog just said to do as they asked and everything would be all right.’

‘That’s what Butch’s Bossdog said.’

‘OK. What about your Bossdog?’

Simone snorted in disgust.  ‘That’s why I’m here. Why do think I ran away in the first place?  They got me for Christmas, when I was a puppy. I was the best thing since ever. For a while anyway. Then they got bored. They put me outside in a kennel and just left me there. No more walkies, no play time, no left overs.  Sometimes they even forgot to feed me.  Then one day they all went out for a walk, the whole pack.  I cried for them to take me but they just left me at home.’

Simone sniffed, stifling tears.  Zeus was in shock. He’d heard stories like this, but had never realised how lucky he was.

‘What happened?’

‘I saw the gate left open, and well, I just ran.  I didn’t know where I was going. I just knew there had to be a better place.’

Zeus perked his ears, hopeful the story got better. ‘Did you find it, a better place?’

‘No, stupid. I got hit by a car, ended up at the vet. Now I’m here.’

‘Sorry.’

‘Never mind. Like I said, that was a long time ago. I’m over it now. To tell you the truth, it’s probably better here anyway. At least I get food and walkies most days.’

Zeus cringed. There was no way he would choose this place over home.  Thinking of home made him sad.  He missed his own bed, his own bowl and large backyard.  Then there were all the toys Bossdog bought him. Oh, how he missed Bossdog.  Zeus fought the urge to howl, focusing instead on Simone.

‘Okay Simone, tell me your plan.’

When she had finished explaining, Zeus felt the fur on his back stand on end. It was a crazy plan, and he wasn’t sure if it would even work, but they had to at least try.

 

The following few hours passed slowly.  Occasionally a human would appear, every so often taking different dogs for a quick walk around the paddock opposite the row of cages.  At one point two humans came looking at the cages.  All the dogs began pleading to be taken home. Zeus realised they were Bossdogs looking for a new pet. They stopped at Zeus’s cage but the human in uniform told them he wasn’t available.  In the end they selected a Labrador and left.  Then it went quiet again and Zeus felt a familiar tightness in his lower stomach.

‘Simone, are you there?’ he called.

‘Yes, where else would I be?’

‘Ah, I need to go to the toilet.  What should I do?’

‘Just do it in the corner. The humans will clean it up, eventually.’

Zeus turned, looked at the back corner, opposite the hole in the wall.  His bed was in the middle, way too close.  ‘But that’s near my bed. Bossdog always taught me to do it someplace hidden. I usually go down the back corner of the yard.’

Simone didn’t sound impressed.  ‘Good for you. In case you hadn’t noticed, you’re not at home any more.  Different rules here.  Just do it wherever you feel like it.’

‘But that’s gross.’

‘Oh Zeus, it’s a natural bodily function.’

Zeus decided to hold on for a while but couldn’t put up with it any longer and eventually crept to the corner and quietly did his business.  Feeling disgusted, he slumped back on his bed as a human appeared at his door and slid a bowl of food under. Even before he sniffed it, Zeus knew it was cheap canned food.  Being used to real food like sliced meat, rice and vegetables, at first he refused to eat it.  Then he realised he wasn’t going to get anything else. Reluctantly he ate then went back to the bed, waiting for night time, just as Simone had said.

When night fell, the outside lit up with overhead lights, turning the walkway a dull orange.  A lone dog called out for his master from the other end of the pound, the howl echoing down the corridor. Gradually Zeus drifted off to sleep, knowing he would be awoken.  Again his dreams were pleasant, this time of chasing the football, of snuggling in Bossdog’s bed on cold mornings, of hearing that familiar sound of his lead being taken off the hook.  Then came the loud sound of banging and Zeus was awake, his heart pounding in his chest.  Simone’s words echoed in his mind.

‘The night watch human will wake you up.  He comes every night, banging and screaming.  He always starts at the same time and calls himself Mr Midnight.’

Zeus shuffled closer to the hole in the wall. ‘Simone, are you there?’

‘Yes, what is it?’

‘Is that him, that banging?’

‘Yes, Mr Midnight.  Remember what I said, you’re new so he’ll pay special attention to you. Just ignore him and do as I said. Okay?’

Zeus lingered by the hole, unsure about everything. ‘Um, okay.’

‘Good, now get back on your bed. We don’t want him getting suspicious.’

Zeus crept back to his bed as the banging got louder.  Dogs whimpered as Mr Midnight headed toward Zeus’s cage. Trembling, Zeus covered his eyes with his paws as the silhouette of a human appeared at his door.  A bright light shone from his hand.

‘Good evening,’ the man bellowed. ‘My name is Mr Midnight.  Welcome to the pound.  In here you are not special. You are no longer somebody’s pet. You are mine now, a prisoner!  You will not bark, whimper or cry without me saying so. You will not eat, walk or drink without me saying so.  You will not even take a pee without me saying so. Is that clear?’

Zeus stayed silent.

‘I said, is that clear?’

A grunt.

‘Good. Now, I want to show you something.’

The human walked away from the door then returned pushing a television on a trolley.  ‘See, I know about you, Zeus.  Seems you’re getting quite famous.’

Turning the television on, Zeus raised his head and watched as an image of two humans sitting on chairs appeared.  It took a moment to realise one of them was his Bossdog. He ran to the door and stood up, straining to get closer.

‘Bossdog,’ he called.  ‘Help me!’

But Bossdog was talking to someone else.

‘Zeus is a placid dog,’ he was saying to the other human.  ‘I don’t accept he bit Mrs Titan for no reason.  I’ve let children go to sleep with him, like a big teddy bear.  In England, where Staffies come from, they’re known as the Nanny Dog because they’re so good with children.’

The other human frowned. ‘So you don’t accept that sometimes a dog can change?  That perhaps Zeus is friendly when you’re around but he may have, just this once, snapped?’

‘Not unless he was provoked. We will fight to prove Zeus is innocent and we will fight to have him released.’

When Mr Midnight turned the television off, Zeus howled, wishing Bossdog was here.  He wanted to call out again for help but there was no point. Better to focus on Simone’s plan.

Standing in front of the television, Mr Midnight knelt down close to the door, eye to eye with Zeus. He whispered in a low voice, ‘From now on, Zeus, you belong to me.  From now on, I am your Bossdog.’

Zeus stood from his bed, angry. ‘You’ll never be my Bossdog. Never ever!’

The man raised his eyebrows, shone his torch right in Zeus’s face, blinding him. ‘How dare you growl at me!  Understand this, from now on you belong to me. Go back to your bed and shut your mouth, or I’ll give you the hose. Do you want the hose?’

Simone’s voice whimpered through the wall. ‘Do as he says, Zeus! Just ignore him. Please, sit down! Stick to our plan.’

Anger and fear boiled in Zeus’s stomach, but Simone’s words calmed him, and he sank back on the filthy bed.  Soon the man walked away, continuing to insult other dogs as he passed their cages.

‘Nice one, Zeus,’ Simone hissed. ‘You nearly blew it. Control your temper.’

‘I’m sorry,’ he defended. ‘He said he was my Bossdog.  I only have one Bossdog, and he’s trying to get me out of here.’

‘And so am I!’ she snarled. ‘So we need to focus.  Now, are you ready to do this?’

‘I suppose.’

‘Good, then let’s go.’

While Mr Midnight walked away from the cage, patrolling the corridor, Zeus began to scratch at the floor beneath the hole.  Just as Simone had said, the area had already been loosened by Butch, so Zeus was able to scrape away most of the rubble. On the other side, Simone did the same, frantically digging at the base.

‘Are you ready?’ she called out.

‘I think so,’ Zeus said, stepping back.  ‘Give it a try.’

Crouching down, he watched as Simone pressed her head into the hole and began to wriggle her way through the wall.  Her face took on an awkward strain as she twisted her shoulders from side to side before she eventually stopped.

‘It’s no good,’ she sighed. ‘I’m stuck.’

Zeus slid his paw into the hole but that was no use either. She couldn’t get hold of it.  ‘What should I do, Simone?’

‘I don’t know. I’m thinking.’

Zeus’s ears pricked as the sound of footsteps began getting louder again.  ‘Oh no, Mr Midnight’s coming back.  Hurry!’

‘Zeus, I don’t think you understand. I’m stuck! I can’t move.’

Zeus paced back and forth, wishing he was smarter.  Pressing his face against the cage, he couldn’t see Mr Midnight but could hear him grunting at another dog.  Just then he thought of something.

‘I don’t know if this’ll work,’ he said, lowering his head to the hole.  ‘But I’m going to open my mouth and I want you to grab hold of my bottom teeth.  Then I’ll pull you out.’

Simone hesitated. ‘I don’t know, Zeus. That means I have to put my hands in your mouth. What if I cut my paws?’

‘It’s okay.  My teeth aren’t sharp.  I’ve chewed too many rocks.’

‘Rocks?  You’re not supposed to chew rocks. Only sticks.’

That’s exactly what Bossdog would say.  ‘Never mind, just do it.’

‘How do I know you’re not going to bite me?’

Zeus huffed, offended. For once he’d thought of a plan and she wasn’t even prepared to trust him. ‘Please, trust me.’

‘Okay.’

Lowering his jaw, he felt her paws wrap around his bottom canines. ‘Now hold on tight,’ he grunted, before slowly pushing backwards with his hind legs and forearms.  For once his muscles could be put to good use. At first she didn’t budge, and her paws slipped several times, but soon she began to moan as her body scraped against the sharp concrete. Stopping for breath, the footsteps outside were getting closer.

‘We need to hurry,’ Zeus said.

‘It’s just my back legs,’ Simone replied. ‘Just give it one last pull.’

‘Okay, count to three and hold on.’

‘One, two, three…’

With one final tug, Zeus pressed hard with his shoulders and used the muscles in his neck to drag Simone all the way through, right into his cage.  When she let go, Zeus stepped back as she shook the dust and concrete off her white fur.  The first thing he noticed was how small she was.  The second was her eyes. They were beautiful brown pools that shone when she looked up at him. He smiled and she smiled back.  Then he heard the footsteps.  Mr Midnight was close, maybe three cages away.  It was time for the next phase of Simone’s plan.

Dragging the bed blankets to the corner, Zeus crouched down, hiding in the dark, using the blanket to cover himself.  Simone took one of the blankets closer to the door, leaving Zeus hiding under the other in the corner. Simone then began to savagely attack the blanket, letting out a deafening scream for help.

‘Help me, help!’ she screamed.  ‘There’s a possum in my cage.’

Simone’s screams were so loud Zeus had to cover his ears as Mr Midnight appeared at the door.  Looking in, all he would be able to see was Simone fighting under the blanket. With her deafening screams for help, the idea was that he would momentarily assume he was looking into Simone’s cage, not Zeus’s.  Mr Midnight fumbled with his keys, eventually locating the correct one. And just like that, the door was open. Now it was Zeus’s turn to act.  Taking a deep breath, he waited until the nightwatchman pulled the blanket off Simone, only to find she was under it by herself.

‘What the heck?’

That’s when Zeus charged at him from the corner.  The stunned look was priceless as Zeus leapt into the air and hit him with all his weight, knocking him over.  Simone didn’t waste any time and took off, out the door with Zeus close behind.  They bolted right, heading straight down the corridor.  Despite her limp, Simone moved quickly, and by the time they heard Mr Midnight call out for them, they were already half way down the corridor, a dozen revved up dogs barking and cheering as they sprinted past.  At the end of the corridor Simone instructed Zeus to follow her to the walking paddock.

‘There’s a hole under the fence near a patch of trees,’ she said, panting as they ran across the dusty field. ‘That’s our ticket out of here.’

Suddenly the field lit up with bright spotlights.  Zeus assumed Mr Midnight had alerted the other humans. Now they had to move fast.

‘There’s the trees,’ Simone said, indicating a row of tall gum trees.  ‘Head to the right of them, in the corner of the fence.’

Zeus banked right, darting through the trees, his shadow flashing between the trunks as the fence line came into view.  He reached the corner first but couldn’t find a hole.  Turning, he saw that Simone had already realised.  ‘They must’ve refilled it. We’re trapped.’

Looking back to the pound, he could see humans running across the field, torches in hand.  Zeus knew they had to move. Checking the soil at the base of the fence, he had an idea.  ‘We’re not trapped,’ he said.  ‘I can dig this.’

Remembering his days on the beach, when he’d dig trenches long enough to fit humans in, Zeus powered away at the soil, paws burning as the hole began to grow.  Soon the humans were amongst the trees. He could hear their voices.

‘Hurry Zeus,’ Simone pleaded. ‘They’re coming.’

‘Almost there.’

Finally he stepped back and told Simone to go.  She didn’t hesitate and went under easily, but Zeus was almost too big.  The humans came up behind him just as his hind legs slid under the fence, one of them grabbing at his tail.  He turned and snapped, causing the human to let go, then went to run but noticed Simone wasn’t moving.  The humans were yelled and shined torches, some even climbed the fence, but Simone just stood there.

‘Let’s go,’ Zeus said.  ‘Come on, hurry!’

‘I can’t,’ she cried. ‘It’s my bad leg. I’m cramped. I can’t run anymore.’  A tear flooded her eye.  ‘You just go, Zeus. I’m only going to hold you up.  I should’ve known this would happen.’

Zeus wasn’t going to leave her.  He opened his mouth, picked her up by the scruff of her neck.

‘Ouch, that hurts,’ she complained. ‘What are you doing?’

‘I’m carrying you. I’m not leaving you here.’

Hoisting her up, he hurried through the trees away from the humans. As they disappeared into the darkness, Zeus heard one of them yell, ‘That savage beast just killed Simone.  He’s taking her away.  He had her in his mouth.’

Zeus recognised the voice.  It was Mr Midnight.

 

The night grew cold as Zeus became tired and disorientated.  They had been walking for longer than he had ever walked before, and they were still amongst the trees. All around the sounds of wild animals echoed down from the trees. At times his vision faltered and he had to rely on Simone to direct him and tell him which way to go. Not that she knew where she was going.  They just knew they were heading away from the pound and weren’t going back.  The thought of the humans hunting them kept him going, despite his tired legs and saw paws.  Soon they came to a road and Zeus decided to rest a while.  Lowering Simone behind a tree beside the road, he slouched on the cool, damp ground and blew out his breath.

‘I think we should stay here a while,’ he said.  ‘Then we’ll take the road. It’ll have to lead somewhere.’

Simone went quiet and Zeus asked what was wrong.

‘Nothing’s wrong,’ she said. ‘It’s just, I’m lucky, that’s all.’

Zeus didn’t think she was lucky at all.  She was on the run, had a Bossdog that didn’t care about her and she had a bad leg.

‘How are you lucky?’

‘I’m lucky I met you, Zeus.  You saved me. I don’t know how to thank you.’

Zeus blushed. ‘You would’ve done the same for me.  We’re dogs, pack animals. We stick together.’

Stepping closer, she came up beside him, used her tongue to clean a smudge of dirt off his cheek. ‘It’s been so long since I’ve snuggled,’ she said.  ‘Let’s rest a while, like you said.’

‘I don’t think we should sleep, Simone. We’re on the run and in the middle of the bush. The humans are after us, and listen to all the animals out there.’

‘So what should we do, then?’

‘I don’t know. You’re the smart one.’

‘Could’ve fooled me.’

Zeus was confused. ‘What do you mean?’

‘You’re smarter than you think, Zeus.  You just lack the confidence to trust your own decisions.’

Zeus frowned, again confused.

‘You thought of pulling me through that hole,’ Simone said. ‘Then you thought of digging under the fence, and it was you who thought to carry me. I couldn’t have done any of that, even without my bad leg. And what’s more, I probably wouldn’t have even thought of it. So don’t tell me you’re not smart.’

Resting his head on his arms, Zeus thought about her comments. No one had ever told him he was smart before.  Not even Bossdog. Maybe he was smarter than they thought. Maybe, if he could get Simone and him home safely, then they’d all realise how smart he was.  The question was how.

 

Several hours later, Zeus was shivering in the cold, trying to stay warm.  Simone was tucked under his arms, asleep. The animals rustling in the trees around him quietened as the sound of birds filled the cool air. His stomach rumbled and he wanted a drink of water, but they had to push on.  Nudging Simone, he woke her and said they had to move. Stretching, she tested her leg, said she would be able to walk.  ‘If we have to run again, I might need another lift.’

Zeus smiled knowingly. ‘Don’t get too used to it.’

Wondering which way to go, Zeus eventually decided to head right.

Simone trotted up along side him. ‘Why this direction?’

‘I don’t know. When Bossdog and I go walkies, we always turn right at the driveway.  It’s as good a choice as any.’

The road wound back and forth, and occasionally a car would pass. Each time they would duck off the side, hiding in bushes or behind a tree.  At one stage they came to a muddy puddle. Zeus drank anyway, wished he had some clean water.  Soon they passed a dirt track. Sniffing at the trees beside the track, the hairs on the back of his neck bristled.

‘This leads to the pound,’ he said. ‘This is the way the humans come.’

‘Okay, let’s get out of here.’

Walking quickly now, they came to a service station.  Hiding in trees, they crept up to the edge of the forecourt, watching. Lots of cars, humans hurrying back and forth.  Zeus spotted a bucket of water. ‘I have to drink, I have to.’

He went to move but Simone stood in his way.  ‘No, just wait. Look!’

She pointed to a newspaper stand with the headline, EVIL DOG ESCAPES.  Beneath the words was a photo Zeus recognised. ‘That’s me.’

Simone nodded. ‘Right, so they’ll all be looking out for you.  We’ll get a drink, but let’s just wait until a quiet time.’

Zeus slumped forward, a tremendous sadness inside.  ‘I don’t understand why they’re doing this to me.  Maybe it’s the colour of my fur.’

‘That’s not it,’ Simone corrected. ‘It’s because of what you are; a Bull Terrier.’

‘But I’m a Staffy. Everybody loves Staffies.’

Simone went quiet.

‘What?’ he demanded. ‘What is it?’

‘Not everyone loves Staffies, Zeus. You’re a Bull Terrier, and some people hate you simply because they think you’re dangerous.’

‘That’s not true. When Bossdog and I go walkies, people stop in the street just to pat me.’

Simone laughed. ‘Yes, but I bet you don’t notice all the people who cross the street when they see you coming.’

Zeus said nothing.  He was remembering times when people did just that.  He had simply assumed they had somewhere else to go. Never had he thought it was because they were scared of him.

‘It’s wrong, I know,’ Simone continued. ‘But look at what happened to Butch.  His Bossdogs wanted him to be vicious, so they trained him to fight other dogs, chase cats.  Even so, he had a good life. He used to sleep in the house and got all the attention.  Then they had a baby human and that was it; Butch got put outside in a kennel. No more walkies, no more scraps after dinner.  Just like me, except Butch knew the baby was the reason he was being ignored. So one day he bit the baby.’

‘That’s not fair,’ Zeus said. ‘It’s not his fault.’

‘No it’s not,’ Simone snapped. ‘It’s humans like that that give dog like you a bad name.  Some humans shouldn’t have dogs, especially dogs like Butch.’

Zeus agreed but had never thought about it like this before. Truth was he had never had this kind of conversation before. The Staffies in his Show Team were only ever interested in talking about what competitions they’d entered and where they’d been for walkies.

‘Simone,’ he said softly. ‘I’m glad I met you. You’re the smartest dog I know.’

‘Oh shush. You’ll make me cry. I’m glad I’ve met you too, Zeus.’ She pointed suddenly. ‘Look, no humans.  Let’s get a drink.’

At the bucket, Zeus drank gratefully then realised he was hogging the water.  Stepping back, he saw that Simone was unable to reach her head over. She wasn’t tall enough.  Immediately he knew what to do.  Picking up the bucket, he carried it to the edge of the forecourt, laid it gently on an angle. Simone began to drink when suddenly a human stormed out of the service station.

‘Get out of here!’ he yelled, flapping his arms around. ‘Go on, beat it!’

Zeus and Simone scurried away as the human ran back to the service station. 

‘Quick,’ Simone said, ‘I think he recognised you. He’s going to call the pound. Let’s go!’

Zeus picked Simone up, went to run but stopped when he realised he was heading toward a tall wire fence.  Turning, he saw that the human was not heading away but actually closing a gate.  Zeus hadn’t realised before but they were now effectively trapped in a car park.  He ran to the wire fence, put Simone down and tried to dig but the ground wouldn’t move.

‘It’s no use,’ Simone said.  ‘It’s concrete. We’re trapped.’

‘Not yet.  Wait here.’

Zeus ran the perimeter of the fence line, searching for a way out.  He found one, tried to squeeze under but his head was too big.  ‘Simone, over here!’

Simone limped over, looked at the gap.  ‘You can’t fit through there.’

‘I know, but you can. Go on. Just leave me here.  I’ll be fine.’

Simone stared at him blankly. ‘No. I can’t.’

‘Why not?  We didn’t come this far to just give up. So just go. Now!’

‘You didn’t leave me before. I’m not leaving you.  We stick together.’

Zeus sulked. ‘I can’t save you any more, Simone.’

‘I don’t care. I’m staying.’

She stood before him, defiant and strong, despite her size.

‘Okay,’ Zeus finally said. ‘I guess we go back to the pound then.’

 

It didn’t take long for the pound wagon to arrive.  The same three humans who had taken Zeus yesterday from the show slid out of the cabin and stood by the gate, talking to the human who had trapped them.  Occasionally they scratched their heads, pointing, using telephones.  Zeus and Simone stood well back, determined not to make it easy for them.  After a while another car arrived and a large, overweight woman in a floral dress stepped out, a silky white Poodle under one arm, the other wrapped in a bandage. Trudy Titan. With her was a miniature human who Zeus recognised as Trudy’s little girl, Cindy.  They were both holding hands as she hobbled over to the men at the fence, speaking loudly.

‘Get in there and catch that little brut.  And when you take him in this time, I want him kept on constant watch.  He’s a vicious little brut who ought to be put down immediately.’

The men appeared to argue with her for a moment but then gave in.  The human who had trapped them opened the gate and they all crept into the car park, closing the gate behind them, all three brandishing sticks with nooses on the end. Simone began to growl and snarl, telling them to back off.  Zeus remained mute, trying to think of a plan.

When more cars arrived, the humans with the sticks and nooses paused, apparently unsure of what to do.  They ignored Trudy Titan’s abuse, turning instead to see a group of humans arrive with cameras.  With Mrs Titan yelling instructions, Simone growling and the service station forecourt filled with more and more humans, Zeus began to tremble.

‘What are you waiting for, Zeus?’ Simone yelled. ‘Bark or growl or do something. You’re supposed to be a big tough Bull Terrier and you’re crying like a baby.’

‘I don’t know what to do,’ he cried.  ‘I want my Bossdog!’

‘Oh, get a grip, will you.  If we growl they’ll get scared and give us the advantage.’

Zeus tried to growl but instead a high-pitched yelp escaped.  With that, the humans advanced, creeping closer, their sticks held out like spears.  Backing away, he finally managed to growl but stopped when a car he recognised pulled into the service station.  A tremendous relief came over him as Bossdog leapt from the car and ran to the fence.

‘Zeus!’ he called.

‘Bossdog!’

Zeus ran, darting around the humans with nooses, heading toward the fence.  He couldn’t believe it. Bossdog was here to save him!  At the fence, he jumped, yelped for help.  Bossdog ran to the fence, opened the gate and picked Zeus up in a tight hug.  Zeus kissed him many times, excited and happy.  Then a squeal stole his attention. Simone. The humans had her in a noose and were dragging her across the car park.

Zeus wriggled out of Bossdog’s grip and ran toward the humans, growling and snarling. ‘Let her go! Let her go!’

‘Oh listen to the little brut,’ Mrs Titan called.  ‘He’s a savage little beast.  Somebody put him down.’

‘You shut your mouth!’ Bossdog snapped back.  ‘You set this whole thing up.  I know he doesn’t bite.  I bet you squeezed his ears or something.’

Two of the humans surrounded Zeus, poking him with the sticks.  Somehow he knew they were tormenting him, wanting him to attack the stick, to make him look vicious. The humans with cameras were watching. He thought about Butch and all the other Bull Terrier’s out there whose reputations were on the line now.  At the last minute, he stopped, slumped on the ground and rolled onto his back, exposing his stomach as if wanting a pat.

The nooses went on tight and it hurt his paws as they dragged him across the concrete to the wagon.  As Bossdog fought with the humans, Zeus went to bark but couldn’t breathe.  He gasped for air as they neared the gate.  Trudy Titan stood with her arms folded, patting Princess, her silky white Poodle.

‘Have a nice life, Zeus,’ she said.

Zeus was too weak to respond and went limp as they opened the doors to the wagon, Simone not far behind.  Suddenly the poodle wriggled out of Mrs Titan’s arms, landed on the ground and began attacking the humans with the sticks.  Zeus came to and gasped for air as the nooses loosened.

‘Princess, what are you doing?’ Trudy yelled.  ‘Stop it! Stop now!’

But Princess wasn’t stopping. She reeled back and snarled like the savage beast Trudy said Zeus was, positioning herself between the wagon and the humans with sticks.  ‘You let him go!’ she growled. ‘Let them both go, now!’

The humans ignored her but then the miniature human broke away from Trudy and began screaming.  ‘It’s true,’ she called. ‘It’s all true.  Mummy hurt Zeus.  She pinched him hard on the stomach, making him bite her.’

‘Cindy!’ Trudy scolded. ‘What the heck are you saying? That is not true.’

‘It is so,’ she cried.  ‘I heard you on the phone.  You were laughing about it, saying that because Zeus got taken away, our Princess could win.  But Zeus won fair and square and you cheated.’

Everyone looked at Trudy, her face bright red.  ‘How dare you say that.’

She stepped towards Cindy but the poodle lurched toward her, protecting the miniature human.  Zeus managed to wriggle out of the nooses and stood up, stunned. Princess was really upset, growling at Trudy. ‘All my life you’ve wanted me to be better than perfect. You dress me in ribbons and have my teeth brushed all because you want me to be beautiful.  Aren’t I good enough the way I am?’

‘It’s okay, Princess,’ the little girl said, rushing to cuddle the poodle, as though she understood.  ‘It’s okay. I love you just the way you are.’

Princess kissed the miniature human but remained standing, still positioned between Zeus and the wagon.  Bossdog rushed in and demanded Zeus be set free.  When the human’s finally released him, Zeus rushed to Simone.  He looked up at Bossdog and tried to tell him that he wasn’t leaving Simone. She lay on the road, limp from lack of air. She wasn’t breathing and Zeus began to panic, yelping, whimpering.  He kissed her face, telling her to wake up. Finally the humans stepped back and a shiny brown eye opened.

‘Hey Zeus,’ Simone said.  ‘I heard somebody solved our problem.’

‘You heard? I though you were…’

A smile appeared on her face.  ‘Oldest trick in the book; play dead.’

Zeus had never heard of it but decided it wasn’t important.  ‘I’m not leaving without you, Simone.  You’re coming home with me.’

Leaning down, he gently picked her up in his mouth and carried her to Bossdog. 

‘You have a friend, do you?’ Bossdog said.  ‘You want to keep her?’

Zeus grunted a ‘yes’.

‘Okay mate, I’ll make you a deal. We can keep her, but no more dog shows.  Deal?’

Zeus held out his paw. ‘Deal!’

Bossdog picked Simone up and cuddled her, leading Zeus back to the car. Never before had he been so excited about jumping in the back.  With Simone snuggled up close, never before had he felt so comfortable going to sleep on the cushioned seat.

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